Heather sent me a wonderful email about all the things that boys get into. There were 25 on the list. Here are the things that we have experienced in the English household. The bold is from the email, the italic is my two cents.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. If you light an army guy on fire he does melt.
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. And you do miss the noise when that three year old is 21 :(
When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. And when that 6 year old boy is 20 he's still talking about that fire.
Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy. But a Lego will never easily pass through the digestive system of a vacuum cleaner
VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. They also do not eject matchbox cars.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. The dryer does not dry toy cars after they have been washed.
Enjoy the craziness - in a blink of an eye it's gone and so are the boys.
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